There has been a lot in the media recently concerning gender issues. If you are confused as to which gender you belong to, this short quiz might help. If you are a sensitive soul, it might be better to consult your medical practitioner.

Answer the questions and keep a tally of whether you score mainly A or B or C.

1. During a discussion:
   A You always think you are right.
   B You always think you are right, until someone challenges you, then you assume you must be wrong, then in the end you discover that you were right.
   C You don’t care who is right or wrong, you just do whatever you want to do.
2. When you were small:
   A You were often told to take your hands out of your trousers.
   B You were often told to stop playing with the hair of the person in front of you.
   C You liked to play with spiders.
3. When you need scissors:
   A You think you know where they are but when you look, they are not there.
   B You think you know where they are and when you look, they are there.
   C You never use scissors, you prefer to bite things.
4. When the toilet roll needs changing:
   A You sometimes put a new roll on the holder.
   B You put a new roll on the holder AND you throw the empty insert into the bin.
   C You never use toilet paper.
5. Which is true ? :
   A You know the make and model of every car your family has ever owned.
   B You know the name of every car you family has ever owned – there was “Connie Consul”, “Betty Beetle”……
   C You do not like cars and if forced to travel in one you are usually sick.
6. When on a long journey:
   A: You never even think about where there might be suitable toilets en route.
   B You sometimes worry about where there might be suitable toilets en route.
   C You do not like cars and if forced to travel in one you are usually sick.
7. If there is an unusual noise in the middle of the night:
   A You get up to investigate, sometimes taking a weapon.
   B You send the person next to you to go and investigate.
   C It is usually you who has caused the unusual noise.
8. When you go grocery shopping:
   A You rarely have a carrier bag with you.
   B You usually have a carrier bag with you.
   C You prefer to catch your own food.
9. When you have your hair cut:
   A It always takes less than an hour.
   B It always takes more than an hour.
   C You never have your hair cut, you prefer to leave it all over people’s cushions and sweaters.
10. Which is true?:
    A You hate peeling boiled eggs and oranges and so rarely do either.
    B You hate peeling boiled eggs and oranges but you do it anyway.
    C You never eat boiled eggs or oranges.
    Answers:
    If you scored mostly As, you are probably male.
    If you scored mostly Bs, you are probably female.
    If you scored mostly Cs, you are probably a cat. This quiz was not really aimed at you.

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